Concise History of Singapore
very funny
"We Live In Singapura" written by Edmund Tan.
Sang Nila, UtamaSaw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far
Years later, ang mor came Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize
(instru)
Singapura very strong Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living But at least it’s interesting
I live in SingapuraThough it’s kind of crazy We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who’s PM?
Malaysia say, come join me Two of us be same country Then not happy, Then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds,Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon, ‘Don’t talk cock’ in parliament
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
McDonalds Hello Kitty Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man
(instru)
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he’s chow Ah Qua
NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it’s fun to flushBubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Driving car, not funnyBid on cars with C-O-E
E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf
Why our locals have to pay?Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade by contractors who go pok kai
IMF must smile more Want to protest, go indoors
M-R-T not so fastNewater they laugh at us
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s in-teresting I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don’t suck
Mahathir then Abdullah Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah
Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.
WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!
"We Live In Singapura" written by Edmund Tan.
Sang Nila, UtamaSaw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far
Years later, ang mor came Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize
(instru)
Singapura very strong Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living But at least it’s interesting
I live in SingapuraThough it’s kind of crazy We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who’s PM?
Malaysia say, come join me Two of us be same country Then not happy, Then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds,Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon, ‘Don’t talk cock’ in parliament
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
McDonalds Hello Kitty Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man
(instru)
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he’s chow Ah Qua
NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it’s fun to flushBubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand
CHORUS
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Driving car, not funnyBid on cars with C-O-E
E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf
Why our locals have to pay?Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade by contractors who go pok kai
IMF must smile more Want to protest, go indoors
M-R-T not so fastNewater they laugh at us
I live in Singapura It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s in-teresting I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazyWe win other country
Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don’t suck
Mahathir then Abdullah Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah
Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.
WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!
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